One summer day an old man is sitting on his porch as a little boy walks by.

"Whacha got there?" ask the old man.

"Duck tape. I’m gonna get me some ducks."

Ah the youthful mind, thinks the old man. Later that day he sees the say boy with 3 ducks entangled in the tape. Well I’ll be.

The next morning the same little boy walks by. "Whacha got today?"

"Fish tape, today I’m gonna get me some fish"

The old man chuckles, but sure enough, later that day here comes the boy with a whole stringer of fish.

The next morning here comes the boy. "Whacha got today?"

"Pussy willows."

"Hold on a sec, let me get my hat!"

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