What happened to the cannibal who was late for supper? He got the cold shoulder.

What kind of grass grows best in cold weather? Brrrrmuda

Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a #2 pencil.

Why is Irish chili made with only 239 beans? One more and it would be Too Farty.

I would like you to meet my new step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

When other dogs see a police dog, do they think, "Uh oh, a cop?"

How can you identify a blind man at a nudist colony? It’s not hard.

Is firefly the opposite of waterfall?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1, Anna2

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi

Without geography, we’re lost.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

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