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I may give up craps. I found a better way to make money. I parked in a municipal lot and the meter closest to my car was out of order. I went to another meter two rows over. I put in two quarters and nothing happened. I pushed cancel and four quarters came out. I put in two more quarters and two dollars in change came out. I hit the cancel button a third time and a lot more change came out. I made $5.75. Forget about AC and LV. I am now a municipal meter gambler.


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Posted by: JawBones on November 17, 2017, 1:39 am

I dang near spit a mouthful of water on the screen when I read this. This is an instant classic!

Posted by: Dr Crapology on November 17, 2017, 12:09 pm

Loved it!!! 😆 😆 I remember reading about an old unshaven man still in his pajamas who resided in a rest home. He was trying to get a little something to eat out of a vending machine. He would put in a dollar for a $.50 candy bar (this was many years ago before inflation) and when the candy bar came out he would yell "jack pot." The young man, who was going to visit a relative, said to himself "poor man he has lost his mind" and continued on for his visit.

About an hour later after visiting his relative, he passed back by the machine and a maintenance man was working on the machine. The gentlemen asked the maintenance guy what was wrong and he said—every time some one buys a item in the machine , the machine was spitting out quarters by mistake. Looks like the old man knew what he was doing.

Doc

Posted by: MrPiP on November 17, 2017, 4:41 pm

lol. I cheered when I read this post. While staying at a Florida Motel waiting to get on cruise ship, I would put 2 dollars in a Coke machine and it would spit out the coke and eject my change…. I guess that is like getting comps… I remember so many times when these machines would just eat the money and return nothing. (Vending Slots) You may get your product or you may not…

-Mr. PiP