During his physical, the doctor asked Tom, the patient, about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
”No,” he replied, “I’m just a shitty golfer.”
Replies:
Posted by: sevenout on November 24, 2015, 3:09 am
A beautiful walk spoiled by a little white ball.
Posted by: Mr Finesse on December 23, 2015, 4:28 am
Posted by: Dr Crapology on December 25, 2015, 2:05 am
Doc
