Happy Passover to all our Jewish friends, and Happy Easter to all our Christian friends. Safe travels, and enjoy your families and friends wherever you are.
Goddess and Sandtrap
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Posted by: Skinny on April 3, 2015, 11:58 pm
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a harebrush!
Q: What kind of books do rabbits like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!
Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: "Heard any good yolks lately"?
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one. After that, it’s not empty!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken
Posted by: Skinny on April 3, 2015, 11:59 pm
A group of leading medical researchers have published data indicating that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and charoses, it seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the Liver.
At our seder, we have whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with Metamucil.
The brand name, of course, is…’Let My People Go.’
Old Jewish men in Miami get hernias from wearing chai’s which are too heavy.
This condition is called chaiatal hernia!
If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what does a mohel carry?
A briskit!
JEWISH JEOPARDY – We give the answer, you give the question
A: Midrash
Q: What is a Mideast skin disease?
A: The Gaza Strip
Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?
A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and latke
Q: What are a cheder, a seder, and a tater?
A: Sofer
Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?
A: Babylon
Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?
A: Filet Minyan
Q: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?
A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision.
Q: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?
And speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising Rabbi is offering circumcisions via the Internet.
The service is to be called…’E-MOIL’
Posted by: NofieldFive on April 4, 2015, 12:50 pm
Happy Passover and Happy Easter to everyone.
NFF
Posted by: Mr Finesse on April 4, 2015, 1:14 pm
Happy Passover and Happy Easter to all and I hope you can spend your holiday with family and friends.
Please say a prayer for all of your loved one’s who have moved on.
Bob
