A man goes to the police station to file a missing person’s report.
Husband: " I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come home yet."
Officer "what’s her height?"
Husband "Average I guess"
Officer: "Slim or healthy?"
Husband: "not slim but probably healthy."
Officer: "Color of hair?’
Husband:"Changes, depending on when she went to the hair salon."
Officer: "What was she wearing?"
Husband" Not sure, either a dress or a suit."
Officer: Was she driving?"
Husband: "yes."
Officer: "Color of the car?"
Husband: "Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 33 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door…"
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Posted by: Skinny on March 13, 2015, 12:36 am
Except, I think a supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode would probably generate about 333 horse power, not 33.
Posted by: Mr Finesse on March 13, 2015, 12:52 pm
Posted by: Dr Crapology on March 13, 2015, 4:26 pm
Doc
