I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" Without skipping a beat she said, "It’s President’s Day!"

She’s smart, so I asked her, "What does Presidents Day mean?"

I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.

She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bullshit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

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