A friend sent me this one. Enjoy it.

Noah

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home I told the woman that I was very sorry, but would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt.’
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants… you might have gotten disability, too.’

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