85 year old man goes to see his doctor for a routine physical. After running the test the doctors says, "You have HIV."
The man says to his doctor, "You’re crazy, I’m 85 years old."
Doctor replies, "That’s what I thought, so I ran the test again and it came back positive again."
The man calls his best friend, Paul, and says, "I have HIV at 85, can you believe that?"
Paul says, "You thing you have problems, I got IBM at 120."

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