Here are a few good 1 liners I have encountered over the years:

If they put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling on a 4 lane highway.

I’m going to cut you so low you will need an umbrella so the ants don’t pee on you.

You should have been born a hemorrhoid you are such a pain in the rear.

If you brains were gasoline, there wouldn’t be enough to run a pissant motorcycle around a Cheerio.

I’m going to kick your butt so hard you will have to stand on your head to crap.

Some of these might be useful if you encounter an Obama drone!!

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