One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and a keen golfer, who lived in a villa just off the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
Are you okay, what’s your name?"

"Its Jack and I’m OK thanks," I replied.

"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later."

"That’s mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don’t think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty and persuasive.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won’t like it."

After a restorative brandy and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my hostess. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don’t be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!" I said….

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