An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.
Irishman: ”It’s my fooken wife! I’ve accidentally shot her, I’ve fooken killed her!”
Operator: ”Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!”
click .. *BANG*
Irishman: ”Okay, I’ve done that. What next?”
Replies:
Posted by: Stickman on October 16, 2012, 10:40 am
Classic!!
Posted by: Dominator on November 13, 2012, 2:53 pm
ROFL!
Posted by: Guest on November 13, 2012, 5:59 pm
DOMINATOR-you and your abbreviations. let me tell you- who ever wrote that joke is a funny pearson. i’m still laughing inside. JAIME. 🙂 🙂 🙂 .