I especially like the last one.
Inventions Bound to Fail
*The water-proof towel
*Glow in the dark sunglasses
*Solar powered flashlights
*Submarine screen doors
*A book on how to read
*Inflatable dart boards
*A dictionary index
*Dehydrated water – Just add water
*Waterproof tea bags
*The helicopter ejector seat
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Posted by: Skinny on March 9, 2012, 5:43 pm
"CIII" wrote:
I had to quit because the stories were too short!
That is because you were reading the wrong dictionary. Black’s Law Dictionary takes 2 pages for the definition of the letter "A" ❗ ❗ ❗
No wonder lawyers don’t know how to say anything in a concise manner.