Can you believe it?
They sent my Census form back to me!
In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependants?
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I replied – "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4 million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons, and 535 idiots in the Senate and House. Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who the hell did I miss?
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Posted by: Skinny on February 24, 2012, 10:43 pm
You left out the 4 temporary squatters in the White House who like to play golf, basketball, vacation in Hawaii, shop in NYC, use Air Force One for campaign stops, etc. etc.