She’s single…

She lives right across the street

I can see her house from my family room

I watch as she got home from work this evening

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me and says, "I just got home,and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make hove all night long!

I immediately replied "nope, I’m free. I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

MAN…IT’S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!!!

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