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    From The Edge
    Stickman – 07:00pm Oct 19, 2011 PT
    Certified Instructor, 40+ Roll Club, 50+ Roll Club, 60+ Roll Club, 70+ Roll Club

    FROM THE EDGE…

    Some of these have been around before, but I have ot admit I laughed out loud in public when I read number 7.

    1) Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till five.

    Sincerely, Unicorns
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    2) Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids, Please make one for every skin color.
    Sincerely, Black people
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    3) Dear Scissors, I feel your pain…no one wants to run with me either.
    Sincerely, Sarah Palin
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    4) Dear Customers, Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
    Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
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    5) Dear Ugly People, You’re welcome.
    Sincerely, Alcohol
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    6) Dear White People, Don’t you just hate immigrants?
    Sincerely, Native Americans
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    7) Dear iPhone, Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

    Sincerely, Every iPhone User
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    Dear Trash, At least you get picked up.
    Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
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    9) Dear Man, It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
    Sincerely, Elephant
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    10) Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
    Sincerely, The Titanic
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    11) Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
    Sincerely, Canada
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    12) Dear Yahoo, I’ve never heard anyone say, "I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…" Just saying…
    Sincerely, Google
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    13) Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
    Sincerely, Logic
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    14) For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you
    can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2012:

    1. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
    2. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
    3. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
    4. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
    5. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
    6. Victoria’s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
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    HowardF – Oct 19, 2011 7:51 pm (1.)

    POD 9/11; Oct 2011 Primer

    Great, Liked them all

    ACPA – Oct 21, 2011 2:58 pm (2.)

    40 Roll Club, 60 Roll Club, 70 roll club, Registered for WCC

    Nice. Thanks for starting with me.

    Noah

    CC Roller – Oct 22, 2011 2:23 am (3.)

    GTC Tunica 2005/GTB Graduate AC 2006

    Those are great.

    yeah yeah we gave you Bieber eh….

    Also in Mergers– Dofasco has already merged with Alcelor-Mitel

    Rick

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