One day out on the golf course, Bob accidentally overturned his golf cart.

A very attractive woman, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise, came out onto her balcony and called out to him, Hey, are you okay?

I’m fine, thanks," Bob replied.

"You look frazzled, the woman said. Come up to my villa for a drink and I’ll help you get the cart up afterwards."

"That’s mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don’t think my wife, Ann, would like that."

"Oh, come on, " the woman, a gorgeous brunette in a sexy bikini, insisted. "I can see you’ve cut your head. It could be serious. Let me take care of that right away. I’m a nurse."
She was very persuasive….and Bob was weak.

"Well okay," Bob agreed, but added, "my wife, Ann is not gonna like it."

After she bandaged Bob’s wound, she gave him a most welcome Rum & Coke. They talked about golf and Bob discovered she was an avid golfer with a four handicap. When Bob confessed to a weakness in his putting, she gave him a putting lesson, holding him close and intimately as she did so.

Finally Bob confessed, "I feel a lot better now, but I better get going. I know my wife, Ann, is going to be really upset with me being here with you."

"Don’t be silly!" the woman said with a smile, "Ann won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart," he replied.

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