Since I was in Minnesota for our family reunion, I thought I would post a Minnesota style joke…..

Sven is passing by Ole’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Ole’ doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, Ole’ performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to… his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his Twins baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Sven rushes in and says, "Wat ta heck’re ya doin, Ole’?"

"Good Lord, Sven, ya scar’d ta bajeezers outa me," says an obviously embarrassed Ole’.

"Ya see, me ‘n Lena ben hav’n trouble lately in ta bedroom d’partment, and ta terapist says I need ta do something sexy to a tractor."

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