A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform kinky, highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can’t believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese.
You’ll read anything as long as it’s about sex…. you need serious help!!!

Sometimes I worry about you.

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