This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you will become seniors.

"Where is my Sunday paper?" yelled the old man over the phone.
The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where his Sunday edition was.

"Sir," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper will not be delivered until tomorrow–on SUNDAY."

There was a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as the customer was heard to mutter "well, shoot that explains why no one was at church either.

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