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Dirty Jokes We TOTALLY Missed In Beloved Films From Our Youth

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Shrek 2001

Pans up on huge castle.

“Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksjdMupGm9o&feature=youtu.be

The Santa Clause (1996)

Charlie: "You’re flying!"

Santa Claus: "It’s okay, I lived through the ‘60s."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DP9pYnSgdo&feature=youtu.be

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

“Let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.”

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Mrs. Doubtfire: "Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?"

Stu: "Mrs. Doubtfire, please."

Mrs. Doubtfire: "Oh, dear, now I’m sorry, am I being a little graphic? I’m sorry. Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth…I hope you bring cocktail sauce. She’s got the crabs, dear, and I don’t mean Dungeness."
http://vimeo.com/29579527

Hercules (1997)

"And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man, I thought I had problems."

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Fans refer to this as the “double-wing boner.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKBylizNgAk&feature=youtu.be

Big (1988)

Susan: "I’m not sure if we should do this yet. I mean, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you."

Josh: "Do you mean sleep over?"

Susan: "Well, yeah."

Josh: "Okay…but I get to be on top!"
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=407693863577

Skinner: "What are you doing in here?"

Linguini: "I’m just familiarizing myself with, you know, the vegetables and such."

Skinner: "Get out! One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!"

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

[During a wedding stampede.]

"I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNHD_5k36X8&feature=youtu.be

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)

"I bet you weren’t expecting this."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2KJVD2vWRU&feature=youtu.be


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