A husband concerned about his wife’s whereabouts after being gone for two days, goes to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband: My wife is missing; she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: Not sure, maybe 5′ 2"…….maybe 5′ 4" or 5"……..not really sure…..
Inspector: Slender build or hefty?
Husband: Not slender , so probably hefty.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never really noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season…….I think it is currently dark brown…….not really sure.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe pants and a top. Don’t know what color…….
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Type and color of the car?
Husband: A silver Audi A8 with 4.2 litre V8 TDI engine generating 321 horse power teamed with a 6 speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full adaptive LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door. At this point, the husband starts crying.
Inspector: Don’t worry sir. We will find your car.

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