A cannibal was walking through the jungle

And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….

+ Tourist: $8.00

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $12.50

+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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