
An Al-Qaeda suicide bomber with explosives was arrested in a failed attempt.
Body inspection revealed that he had covered his genitals with steel shield.
They asked him the reason and he explained:
In this mission I was going to be exploded straight to heavens.
I wanted to protect my genitals so I will not have any sexual problem there.
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Posted by: GordonK1 on January 28, 2014, 11:36 pm
This reminds me of Jeff Dunham and his act with "Achmed" the dead terrorist. Achmed’s problem is that he set the timer for 4 minutes and the bomb went off in 4 seconds, a "premature" DETONATION, that only killed him! May that be the fate of this terrorist BOZO!
Posted by: Scan on January 29, 2014, 8:08 pm
One terrorist parent to another
"Kid blow up so fast these days"