A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"
The bride to be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don’t take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time – for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honey moon hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."
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Posted by: NofieldFive on March 19, 2012, 8:47 pm
Posted by: Skinny on March 20, 2012, 3:24 pm
"PrinceT" wrote: Once again the republicans make a sexist joke at women’s expence. Why can’t they understand that women are human too just like men and also need contraception? First Rush now Skinny who is next?
Are you calling me a Republican? Why would you brand an individual like that? Republicans are human and they have feelings just like anyone else.
Furthermore you are comparing me to Rush Limbaugh. Why would you do such a thing? I am unique just like any other of God’s creatures. Putting a label on someone is both demeaning and contemptible.
It is cruel of you to mistreat any human being in such a manner. I am terribly hurt and feel upset by your criticism.
I am not trying to bruise your feelings. I am only expressing how I feel in response to your comments. Please do not take this as a reflection on you.
Posted by: MarkM3 on March 20, 2012, 9:21 pm
Is that correct to say?? 🙄
Posted by: Skinny on March 20, 2012, 9:53 pm
"MarkM3" wrote: Skinny.."You Da Man" 😆
Is that correct to say?? 🙄
😀 Perfect ❗
Posted by: Finisher on March 22, 2012, 5:33 am
I really did not like what Rush said because I am a father with a daughter. But I would not compare him to any body . That is I pray that mold was broken a long time ago. I hope that his kids don’t take after him that’s all. I love your posts just not this joke.
Good Rolling.
Posted by: Stephen C on March 22, 2012, 1:35 pm
As for Rush, Finisher I can tell you have little idea who Rush is. Quote "I hope that his kids don’t take after him that’s all." Rush has no children. And at 61 years old its doubtful he ever will, but I’ll tell you this I can think of no one better for my girls to emulate in thought than Mr. Limbaugh.
Posted by: Finisher on March 22, 2012, 3:52 pm
It is so easy to forget that he was an addict for years.
I try not to get in ones personal life like his.I had a feeling that he had no kids. They do have a way of changing your out look on life.He probably would have been a better man if he had.
I saw the hummer in the joke but I was commenting on the rush statement earlier. I don’t think comparing rush with skinny was right . I don’t care weather he listens to him or not I see NO comparison.Do you ? Since you probably know him better then I .
Sorry but when rush first said it it pushed my button as a father and he said it like 53 times before he said that he made a mistake.I feel that after you say some think and have time to think about it and find that it was wrong you should say no more. But saying it 53 times gave him lots of time to think about what he said and he really meant and thought it was right. Just went under from pressure.
I think moire should have been said for the fathers out there who felt bad . I stopped listing to rush years ago.He use to be funny .
Good Rolling.
Posted by: Stephen C on March 22, 2012, 5:26 pm
Yes my daughters, being in their 30’s and married probably use contraception (at least I’m not being inundated with grand kids), and when they were in college they used them also. What they didn’t do was expect you or skinny to shell out for them as the liberals think should be done.
Rushes statesments, while less that PC, were to the point. You want to play the game, you need to pay the price of admission. Don’t expect the rest of us to cover for you.
Enough of this, Great funny post Skinny. Look forward to again seeing you in LV, June or Oct.
