After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while … then said, "You’re
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks … "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said … "Oh, that’s so lovely … What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I’m Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down.
The doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

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