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A Glass of Wine

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit…


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