I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked,
"Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"

One of them chirped saying,
"It’s WALES, you friggin’ idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "I’m sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"

That’s pretty much the last thing I remember…

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