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2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule
 
4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony 

4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 

4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 

4:15 PM Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama 

4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire , Hillary Clinton 

4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire", guest tenor Barney Frank 

5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival , Joe Biden 

5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite 

5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States 

6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer 

8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons 

9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl 

9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo, Michael Moore 

9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Wrangel 

10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners- Nancy Pelosi 

10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan 

11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration 

11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagowitcz rally 

11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards – presented by Jane Fonda

11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish , Obama Presiding 

12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher 

12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior 

12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing 

3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech 

Note: There is one omission in the list above:

Memorial recognition of Obama’s surrogate son, Trayvon, will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event. 

OPTION: Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich to be decided just before the Convention but after meeting to clarify definition of rich. 

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